How do you tell a guy that you are not into Saran wrap ?

Question

How do you tell a guy that you are not into Saran wrap ?

Answer 1

are you talkin about condoms? if you are...you just say "they hurt, i dont enjoy it, i would rather use an alternative contraception, etc..."  

But be careful about STDs...i know condoms dont protect you all the way, but they sure do help!

Answer 2

In a fetishistic sense or in a you would rather use Tupperware to store food sense?

If it's the first one, just tell him. He'll be disappointed but he'll get over it or it won't work out and you'll move on.

In a food storage sense just start using Tupperware and eventually he'll pick up on it.  

Answer 3

wtf? for what?

Answer 4

Uhm, it's pretty simplistic.

"I'm not into Saran wrap."

Or running the other way works too. ;)

Answer 5

"I'm not into saran wrap."

Answer 6

You simply say, "I'm not into Saran Wrap" : )

Answer 7

Tell him straight out, if you tell him straight away he'll know and try something else to please you. If you wait, then he'll be upset that you didn't tell him earlier. I know. My friend had that experience before. I don't know why, but guys are like that.

Answer 8

Reply with a roll of duct tape.  If he won't let you duct tape him to the floor, you won't play either.  When he's duct taped to the floor, leave.

Answer 9

Tell him that you are not into Saran Wrap, but you are in to aluminum foil.

Answer 10

You don't. You just do as he says and thank him for it later.

Answer 11

At least hes not into Aluminum foil.

Answer 12

just tell him im sorry but i prefer what ever you like

Answer 13

"you wanna... you know.. Saran wrap?"

"do i wanna SAY WHAT!? Slap!"  *followed by stomping and a door slamming

Answer 14

srry, but im a alumminum foil kinda girl

Answer 15

well first off you tell him that omg you have a huge pimple on your head and force him to run into the bathroom. Then saran wrap the door and when he walks into it be like dude i dont like saran wrap either

Answer 16

"Hey, I'm not into the whole saran wrap thing, lets try something else."

Answer 17

"I'm not into Saran Wrap."

OR:

"I'm not into Saran Wrap, so I'll make you a deal.  We can use Saran Wrap for 15 minutes...but then you have to take ballroom dancing classes with me."

(You can insert any request instead of 'ballroom dancing'.  The purpose here is to inspire a little give and take.  You do a little role-playing for him, and he does a little role playing for you.  The 'role-playing' doesn't have to be sexual...it can be anything you want.)

Answer 18

"no engagement ring, no dopey stuff"

Answer 19

excuse me/ 'not into Saran wrap'? Please specify.  

Answer 20

Just say, "No man, can't".