How do you tell your friend that you did his mom?......And his sister?

Question

Ok so one of my best friends has a pretty hot mom, but she likes to drink. One night not to long ago we were over at his house getting trashed when his parents got home (they don't care that we drink) So his dad was really drunk and passed out in their bedroom while his mom came and had a few drinks with us. Well not very long after that my friend passed out right next to me in this chair. His mom then came over and we were just talking when one thing led to another and we ended up having s*x right next to him on the couch. No one knows and she actually hints that she wants it again. Not even a week after this happened the same exact thing happened except with his sister, same couch and everything. I know that i was drunk and so was his mom and sister but we did some pretty nasty stuff right next to him and he didn't even wake up. What should i do? Tell him how i did his mom and sister raw dawg within the same week, or act like it never happened?

Answer 1

i think u need to tell this guy and offer ur *** to him.... lolssssssss

Answer 2

You should definitely try to hook up with the whole family at the same time.  Imagine what it would be like to be in an incestuous orgy

Answer 3

that was really bad on your part.

i think you should not disclose this to him and also start keeping a distance from him, because you are no more a friend of his, you moron

Answer 4

If you, really, cared about him and valued your "friendship" you, definitely, wouldn't have violated his mother and sister, would you?  

The fact that you are considering saying something about this to him says, to me, that you wish to minimize him as a person of value since what you've done is, in effect, telling him that his mother and sister are trash so he must be the same.  

You have a number of serious issues which need to be dealt with -- among them being alcoholism, lack of respect for your friend, his parents and his sister, lack of respect for yourself, no moral values, no positive goals, self-indulgence and too many more to list.  

The best thing you can do, for everyone concerned, is to quietly disappear and seek professional help from a therapist who will help you cure yourself of all these self-destructive, and retaliatory actions. You sound like a hurt and angry person and until you are able to become someone who, truly, understands and deserves a friendship, you need to spend some Hard Time being introspective and examining your motivations.

Answer 5

You need to keep on doin his mom and sister and who knows, maybe you will get to do them both at the same time! Or maybe you will get one pregnant and you can become a member of the family.

Answer 6

now tell him to move the party over to his grandma's house, that way you don't miss any female family member...lol

Answer 7

If you want to remain friends you keep your big  mouth shut. Things like that will kill a friend ship quicker than any thing. You act like nothing has ever happened. Good Luck.

Answer 8

you still think you are his friend....even real witch dont harm 10 houses next to her

Answer 9

No way.

Answer 10

Next time put your d**k in his mouth while he is passed out and then take a picture.  After that he will never be able to bother you again.

Answer 11

Sounds like a job for Maury Povich!

Hey, if you go on the show, atleast you'd get a trip to New York out of it!