How do you think Hitler was in bed?

Question

A.) Bad

B.) Eh...

C.) Good

D.) GREAT!

E.) Horrible beyond imagination

And why?

Answer 1

A.) Bad.

Oh my god, I'm like cringing up right now at that very thought - Ew...

As 'wmayers99' said, some reports say that Eva Braun had said 'he wasn't all that hot,' (which is a true statement by her) in other reports it has also said that she 'liked his personallity more than what he was like in bed.'

-Again, this thought makes me want to throw up..-

Also, here are some facts about him:

-His teeth are noted to have been awful, and he apparently had bad breath.

-He had Parkinson's disease.

-He was not at all muscular (he may have been when he was younger, but he sure wasn't when he was the dictator of Germany.)

-He looked at pornography, as history says.

-He was quick-tempered

-In the period that he was 'Adolf Hitler, dictator of n**i Germany' he was SO UGLY MY GOSH!! And OLD.

Again, this thought makes me cringe - lol

But oh my gosh! Yuck.

He was probably bad.

Answer 2

E) The is some speculation that Hitler was into scatology.

Answer 3

A.) Bad

he was probably pretty selfish, and if you said he was a lousy lay he could have you taken care of.

Answer 4

Horrible beyond imagination!!! Thinking about Adolf Hitler having s*x sends chills down my spine...  

Answer 5

According to some reports, Eva Braun, his mistress, said in an unguarded moment that he wasn't all that hot.  

Answer 6

From watching the history channel about him and eva, I would say he was  probably A) Bad or B) Eh....

Didn't sound like he was a very sexual person.  

Answer 7

He was impotent with Eva Braun, their marriage was never consummated.  (however, he was about 60 at the time)

Answer 8

Oh Good God, there is an image I do't need!!!!!

"Eva, give me some Bavarian sugar baby!!",

"Adolph, gimme some of that Blitzgreig..........d**n, you were too fast!"

"Sorry I was so quick, Fraulein, but in a way it was a compliment...."

well, in German anyway.

?'s referenct to scatology is a fairly common one, but actually has no basis in fact.  It is more likely to be one of those rumours spread to further demonise the man: as if that was required.

Answer 9

Well, recently doctors and scientists determined that he had Crones Disease. So he most likely had irritable bowel syndrome, lots of flatulance and other related illnesses. So I'm guessing it was E.) Horrible beyond imagination. I'm sure though that he probably had his henchmen mop up the mess afterwards.

Answer 10

e. horrible beyond imagination.. i bet he was like making love to a snail

Answer 11

  a. he only had one nut.