How do you think my wife will react?

Question

My wife invited her boss over to talk about something or other with her job. Anyway I found this annoying because I just wanted to relax but with her boss their I couldn't because they were sitting on the couch dominating the living room so I said "hey guys I have an idea for a new business motto, How about this" and I stuck my butt directly in her bosses face and blew out a huge f**t! Than I ran out the front door and went down to a friends house, but its nearly time for me to go home and I am dreading what she will say when I get there. So my questions, how do you think my wife will react when I get home and if you were my wife how would you react?

Answer 1

embarrassed and insulted

Answer 2

Are you five years old? Seriously you can't just f**t in some one's face! Especially your wife's boss's face!

Answer 3

You will be lucky if she allows you to sleep on the couch. There are better ways to deal with frustrations. It sounds like you do not respect or support your wife or her career. If you do not respect her career choice or her boss you need to discuss these things with her, especially before you make a fool out of the both of you.

A persons SO is a direct reflection of the individual and hers or his choices.

Now the question is, did this happen or is it a fantasy wishing you could do this?

Answer 4

I love it!

Answer 5

You left the scene of an accident and that might cost you...lol

Answer 6

It depends on if they are still passed out......him from your atomic bomb and her from shock! LOL

Answer 7

No offense, but thats pretty lame and immature. your married, so im guessing your over 20 years old? my brother knew to be more mature than that when he was 11. i would expect your wife to be P.O.d and VERY mad. that is her BOSS!! how would you like it if someone you love say, your wife) farted in your boss' (or superiors) face? I totally understand you wanting to relax, but you could have relaed in your room, in the kitchen, or somewhere other than they were. Its okay that you got annoyed, but dont expect it to be okay with your wife. My suggestion: go buy some flowers before you go home, and beg for some mercy. Im sure she wont be too happy

Answer 8

well now maybe your wife realizes what an immature idiot she married.

Answer 9

I think you are a lying prick.

However if this story is true, I hope she canes you and then immediately starts divorce proceedings.

Better yet. Never go back or bother any other women again in your life you fukwit.

Answer 10

Well, you'll have lots of time to ponder the matter while you try to find a comfortable place to sleep in the yard. And you'll be able to listen in while you wife "compensates" her boss for your behaviour.

Answer 11

R u nine?

Answer 12

I would laugh but every woman who answer this question isn't your wife so she may or may not act the same. I hope everything turns out ok for you i really do.

-Danielle-

Answer 13

I'll try to answer once I stop laughing my a$$ off.....!!  

Answer 14

Not only are you a gross dirtbag, you sicken me.  What an awful thing to do - to anyone.  I would rate 5 year olds about 5 years older than you are.  I can't imagine how embarrassed and disgusted your poor wife is.

If I were her I would leave your dumb a$$ right now and not even give a second thought to you again.

Answer 15

If I were your wife- you better stay where you are and lay low at least until december

Answer 16

That's hilarious!!!

Answer 17

I would divorce you