How do you think the movie "Don't mess with the Zohan" would end if a palestinian wrote it?

Question

As a NY Jew I found this movie very entertaining, Typical Adam Sandler shtick with many stupid jokes. But of course at the end everyone gets together and sings kum ba ya (not really but you get the idea)

Answer 1

If a mixed marriage were to happen, the Muslim would be the man and the Jew a woman.  That's the only way it could be acceptable to Muslims.

Now, I think there are Muslims who don't like the fighting, and there are Muslims with a sense of humor, so it's not out of the question that a Muslim could make a movie with Jews and Palestinians in America joining together to defend themselves from Redneck enforcers of Unbridled Capitalists.

Answer 2

they would kill zohan, take over israel, and slaughter isralies.

Answer 3

Good point there. I will end it with mas immigrations of Israelis to live in NY like Zohan.

Answer 4

Sadly it would just be a propaganda movie with no plot.

Good Luck!!!

Answer 5

A Palestinian didn't write it. Fact. Cheers!

Answer 6

Hey NYC Chutzpah ,

I loved the movie.  I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

If Muslims wrote the story, all the comedy would be left out.  In the end, rather than a block party, they would pretend to be friendly with the Zohan, gang up on him and beat him to death.  Then, they would cry out to the world that they only did it in retaliation because they are "victims."

Sincerely,

Ms. Miche ; })

Answer 7

Um the Girl would never marry the Jew and the Palestinians would be actual Palestinians not Indian street vendors off the street i think i saw only 1 actual Palestinian in the movie and she was the one answering the phone in the shop. Nver the less the movie was okay not what i thought it would be (which is funnier) .

Answer 8

It would certainly had a main role actor more handsome and more s**y than that jewish boy,

My brother has better abs than this couch-potato type actor.

Woody Allen would be a better choice.

The jew producers must stop using ugly actors just because they are jews.

I have never seen in my whole life a handsome jew. Is this a crime?

So if the Palestinians would write that movie, the first thing that they would do is to use a s**y actor.

That's my answer to you.

bye bye

Answer 9

palestinians don't write, they're too busy sending rockets and hiding behind children.

Answer 10

Requires a little too much skill and humor for a Pal.

Answer 11

The movie showed everything from "terrorists" to IDF to Palestinian-Jewish relationship but missed out the Palestinian sufferings.

If a Palestinian would have written it, it would be advocating freedom, rights, justice and peace for all. The Palestinian way.

God bless Palestine

Answer 12

Someone wearing a bomb belt blows themself up in a mall or some other public setting. Doesn't THAT sound like loads of fun?!?!

Answer 13

Maybe they would have a cultural gathering.

Answer 14

With an explosion