How do you treat your waiter/waitress at a restaurant?

Question

I try to be polite and understanding to mine, but sometimes if my waitress is cute, I'll be really rude and insulting. That way she might spit in my food, and it'll be like we were making out.

I am not an attractive man. :(

Answer 1

But what if she just has the busboy pee in it? Then it's like....uh....

Answer 2

How a person treats a server is how they will treat their wife or girlfriend.  If you treat a cute waitress rudely, she will know you are nothing but a goober.

Answer 3

Honestly? it depends on if I am drinking with that meal--last weekend after a few martinis or four my best friend & I actually convinced our waitress to show us her tongue..

Ummm and this was not exactly a McDonalds we are talking about either--yeah we tipped her very good

Answer 4

I treat my servers with courtesy, and respect. Just the way I want to be treated. If their harried, I'm patient. I talk to them, and joke around, if they have a sense of humor. If they're pitiful, I leave 2 pennies, face down.

I'm ugly as sin. My wife doesn't seem to mind.  I got plenty of dates before her.

Answer 5

I treat my waiters/waitresses with respect and tip very well.  When you treat them well and tip well you get better service no matter whether you're cute or unattractive.

Answer 6

Shut up... you are freakin s**y...

If someone is spitting in your food its not the waitress... its the old smelly guy in the back. Do you really want to make out with him?

I treat waitresses well... female bar tenders I leave the bar... female bar tenders do not serve females very well.

Answer 7

It depends on the restaurant; if it is a higher eating establishment, the waiters usually are abrasive, and it is considered an art form to conduct an acidic parlance, couched in the politest manner possible.

In a lower establishment, though, one should never be anything but polite, as your meal shall most assuredly suffer if you are not.

Answer 8

I've been a waiter and a cook.  I worked about 8 years in the restaurant biz, so I always try to be nice, even if they s***w up a lot.  The only time I don't tip is if they were rude, mistakes happen.

And you could just pay for your meal then lay one on her and run out the door really fast.

Answer 9

Haha, that broad called you a "goober".

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Answer 10

lol!

I'm a demanding customer, but I'm not rude about it. I'm simply picky. I over tip for wait staff who do their jobs. Anyone who is rude gets under 20%.

My family on the other hand is flat out rude. I do not enjoy dining with them. Their rudeness and under tipping embarrasses me.

Answer 11

if that's the way you want to be treated, go for it.

Answer 12

always polite it costs nothing to be nice

Answer 13

I'll keep an eye out for you...

I've been a waitress (will be again next week--need the extra$$), so I treat them very well, as long as they are marginally competent.  

The tip starts at 20%, and goes down a bit with each mistake or inexplicable delay.

Answer 14

I always treat my server with respect, unless they are unusually unkind, in which case, I don't tip them.

Answer 15

I am never cooking for you again, you perv.

;)

Answer 16

This is disturbing....

But I am always kind, and I always tip, even if it's bad service, I am a horrible customer, I just won't return of I get bad service or bad food.

Answer 17

your just sick

Answer 18

You are off base, as every person who performs a service deserves respect.

Answer 19

rofl...thats messed up...

    I treat mine nice and always try to leave a nice tip, even though the old lady b*****s about it.

Answer 20

If you were rude and insulting and I was the waitress I would have my manager ask you to leave.  We usually do not have to do this, but there have been some mean people who have been banned from establishment and the managers here are great at resolving any issues a customer may have, even if they are just immature and rude.

I am always polite to any waitress and tip extremely well as I know how hard the job is and how demanding people can be

Answer 21

I have patience with them...to a point. I try to treat them as nicely as they treat me.  Great Server=Great Tip from me!

Answer 22

I am a great customer who regularly tips 20%.  When I get lousy service though, I let them know I am displeased.

Answer 23

I ask cute waitress to prom

Answer 24

Armless Joe, you are so weird. :oP

I am usually really extra polite to servers.  I want them to feel motivated to do a good job and I think having friendly and gracious customers helps.

Answer 25

watch out for the omelet de ejaculate

Answer 26

wow that's horriable , I treat mine with respect , i'd rather my food not be spit in ...

Answer 27

WHat if she has her boyfriend do it... it will be like you are making out with him. Then at least you two will have something in common. You will know what his spit tastes like.