How do you use the bathroom???

Question

Door locked or unlocked?

Poo or wee first?

Landing pad for poo?

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished?

Fold or scrunch?

Sit, stand or squat to wipe?

Look at what you've done?

Flush first or pull up trousers first?

Wash hands? (I hope so!)

Ok, I think that's it. Hope you enjoy!

Answer 1

Door locked or unlocked? Locked

Poo or wee first? WEE

Landing pad for poo? No, gross!

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished? When finished

Fold or scrunch? scrunch all the way!

Sit, stand or squat to wipe? sit

Look at what you've done? yeah.....*blush*

Flush first or pull up trousers first? both at the same time!

Wash hands? (I hope so!) EVERYTIME BABAY!

Answer 2

ew. but.

Door locked or unlocked? locker

Poo or wee first? whatever comes first

Landing pad for poo? huh?

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished? when finished

Fold or scrunch?crunch

Sit, stand or squat to wipe?sit

Look at what you've done?noooooooooo...

Flush first or pull up trousers first?flush

Wash hands? yes

Answer 3

Locked, of course

wee

I don't even know what this means...

while

scrunch

stand

no

trousers

yes

Answer 4

Hahaha. Funny!

Door locked or unlocked? Depends where I am!

Poo or wee first? Oh, I'm a lady. I don't do the first.

Landing pad for poo? Excuse you?

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished? When I'm finished.

Fold or scrunch? Scrunch.

Sit, stand or squat to wipe? I haven't ever really took notice, I don't think.

Look at what you've done? No thank you.

Flush first or pull up trousers first? Pull ups.

Wash hands? (I hope so!) But of course.

Answer 5

I can't believe I'm answering this..

locked

wee

no

finished

scrunch

sit

haha no

flush first

yesssss

Answer 6

Real men c**p in the forest.  While chasing ****ing saber-tooth tigers.  And afterward, they wipe their asses with the hide of the dead beast.  After they've pummeled it to death with their bare hands, of course.  

Answer 7

Erm I keep it locked cos I like some things to be private, and the reason I lock it is so no-one can see what I do and how I do it, so considering those facts I certainly am not gonna tell everyone how, why or when in here am i?

Answer 8

Door locked or unlocked?  LOCKED

Poo or wee first? PEE FIRST

Landing pad for poo? NO

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished? WHILE GOING

Fold or scrunch? SCRUNCH

Sit, stand or squat to wipe? SIT OR SQUAT DEPENDING ON THE BATHROOM

Look at what you've done? OF COURSE

Flush first or pull up trousers first? PULL UP PANTS FIRST

Wash hands? OH h**l YEAH!!!

Answer 9

At first I thought this was a joke, but here I go..

Door locked or unlocked? depends on where I am

Poo or wee first? Girls don't poo

Landing pad for poo?     ^ ^

Get the toilet paper while doing or when finished? while

Fold or scrunch? fold

Sit, stand or squat to wipe? sit

Look at what you've done? no thanks

Flush first or pull up trousers first? pull up

Wash hands? (I hope so!) once, sometimes twice

Answer 10

what does this have to do with homosexuality

Im sorry this question is to hard for me to answer....thanks you just ruined my hungryness

(if thats a word)