How do you wear a speedo (swim brief)?

Question

I just bought a speedo for the first time. It is a lycra racing brief made by speedo with 4 inch sides. I'm confused about how to wear it. How low do you wear it? Where do you put your p***s? Do you tuck your balls between your legs, or do you pull them out from under the legs? What is the most comfortable for you? Where do you put all your junk so you don't notice your bulge? Do you have any pictures of a perfect way to wear a speedo?

Answer 1

i have the same question as this guy, i have worn boxers all my life, do you put your p***s down or up

Answer 2

you just dont wear them because they gross people out.

Answer 3

you just put them on lol it isnt a math equation, just do it

Answer 4

Put your legs through the holes, and pull the waistband up to your waist (hence the name).

If you don't want anyone to notice your bulge, wearing a Speedo is not the way to go.

Unless your s*****m hangs down about a foot or so, consider your testicles to be self-tucking.  

I take it you are either posting this as a joke, or are a lifetime wearer of boxer-style underwear.

Answer 5

Here are a few brief suits from the swimoutlet website. I am not sure what your point is. How else would you wear the suit?

http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/3346...

http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/2546...

http://www.swimoutlet.com/product_p/4126...