How do you write an interesting, creative essay about golf?

Question

Anybody have any ideas?

Answer 1

It is hard for some women who have big b***s to swing the driver.

Answer 2

I cant even imagine the words golf and interesting in the same sentence.

Answer 3

Reinvent the sport. "Here comes tiger woods, about to put to the green...But BLAM! Rattatatatatatatat here comes his opponents with machine guns He uses his golf club to deflect the bullets! Tiger call in the tanks, which emerge from the hole! And then Dr. Zaius From Planet of the Apes flies in with the Doomsday nuke and earth explodes!

Answer 4

Relate golf to life.  How is playing golf like going through life?

Answer 5

you can't, you just can't, its golf for cring out loud.

Answer 6

highlight Tiger's career

Answer 7

write about the game,  go experience it yourself,  write how you felt about it, and maybe show how to swing, or bring in a golf ball or something relative to golf