How does Jesus answer call-in questions in 'Jesus and Pals' from South Park?

Question

What is the exact wording in his welcome answer, e.g. is it "Welcome to Jesus and Pals, what's your question?"

Answer 1

actually, "jesus and pals" is featured on at least 3 episodes in the first 2 seasons. the show usually starts out by jesus saying "yea. believe in me and you shall find peace. let's take a few calls", then something simple, like "let's open the phone lines for some questions", or "first caller, you're on with jesus and pals".

Answer 2

the episode isn't called 'jesus in pals' it's 'The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka'. and he dosen't take call in questions in that episode.

but at the begining of his show he simply says 'welcome to jesus and pals'.