How does Rudy Giuliani make being a classless douche look so easy?

Question

Small man's complex perhaps? He's carrying a lot of anger in such a small frame. Whatever it is, he's definitely a natural at being a detestable little prick.

Answer 1

edward nailed it.  he sounds 7 years old with his lisp.  

Answer 2

Good suit

Answer 3

He had years of practice being a classless douche as mayor of New York.  He also got to practice in his free time, cheating on his wife in public.   I know he was hoping to be McCain's VP pick but even Republicans don't like him.  How many times does this douche have to lose badly before he finally goes away?

Answer 4

His 2004 RNC performance was exponentially better.

Answer 5

LOL.. I was entertained. :0)

Only an idiot would take his speech seriously. But it had some entertaining punch lines!  

Answer 6

practice and a lot of marriages.

Answer 7

Or did you have a mirror in front of your TV?   He was hilarious and right about everything he said.  Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Answer 8

Republicans must REALLY wanna fail....1st they have a 72 year old running for prez who isn't much different from the last Prez...only he might croak at any time due to natural causes. Then they get Sarah Palin to run as VP....WHO?? Huh.,...creationism???Iraq war was Gods plan???....huh....Now they get this *** w***e Rudy who pimps 9-11 around like a worthless w***e as a speaker at their convention.....lol.......sad thing is, these bunch of clowns have a good chance at winning.....if that happens, Canada isn't far enough....im moving to France to get as far away from the states as possible....least i'll have good medicare.

Answer 9

Well, you start by treating your first two wives like dirt, then you move on to a bizarre cross-dressing stint in which you kiss Donald Trump, and finally you pretend that you were the real hero on 9/11. That should about do it.

Answer 10

Ask yourself for that answer.

Answer 11

It's a gift from God.