How does chuck norris?

Question

how does chuck norris belive it is butter? me and a bunch of people tried and WE COULD NOT BELIVE IT WASENT BUTTER?!@?!?@!? but chuck norris does lmao... 10 points to funniest answer

Answer 1

Ya and can you bealive that chuck norris can slam a revolving door! what a badass!

Answer 2

Chuck is way to bright to fall for that story.

He knows butter, and he knows not-butter.

In fact, he is so pissed you asked that question, that well, try and avoid him if you can.  That, might, be difficult!

Answer 3

Because chuck norris is the butter man!  

HE INVENTED BUTTER!

Try grabbing him and he'll wiggle away

Answer 4

chuck norris won a staring contest with the sun

chuck norris can create a rock so heavy even he can't lift it. and then he'll lift it anyway to prove he's chuck norris

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

chuck norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses

chuck norris visited the virgin islands. now they're just the islands

chuck norris ate 3 seventy ounce steaks in an hour. he spent the first 45 minutes doing his waitress

when chuck norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. water gets chuck norris

chuck norris donated a t******l to lance armstrong. on a recent survey, chuck norris still had 2 balls. no one knows if he had 3 to begin with or if he grew another

chuck norris shot down a german plane by pointing at it and yelling "bang!"

chuck norris can make any woman o****m by saying "boo yeah!"

hope u enjoyed that

Answer 5

after finding out the answer to 345897+897567438+872346235+7346532874+83... you shall then know! sheesh butter talk these days! chuck norris can do anything he can even drink gasaline and not get sick or die he can even eat rat poison! i dont know why though >.> chuck norrriiis hes the baddest mother ****** of all the land chuck norriiiiiss he can can kick japans *** and chinas too! chuck norriiiisss he can slam a revolving door chuck norriiiiiss...you get the point of the song >.>