How does ebay work? can i put my teenager up for auction? how much am i likely to get for him?

Question

im not sure how it works, is it a bidding system? do i need to set up and account? in my day you would just put a add in the co-op but now its all gone hi tec....i was thinking of a reserve price of about fourty quid, does this sound reasonable to you?

male, 18 years, good teeth, big hands

height - about 6.2

favorite colour - black

favorite group/singer - 2 pac/anything urban techno (lvery loud)

favorite holiday destination - ibiza

favorite food - food

favorite film - get rich or die tryin/my wammys are bigger than pammys

favorite room - bedroom

least favorite room - bathroom

free delivery within the UK mainland

should i start the bidding off at £5.00? Can i do a swap?

Answer 1

You might have to pay someone to take him away!

Answer 2

Yes, but starting bidding at £5 is a little ambitious, try 99p!!!!

Answer 3

Its quite easy follow the rules, but I'm afraid it would have to be pick up only as it would be very costly to use the royal mail and insurance for damage at the other end would be high!

Answer 4

would be cheaper to get him a flat

Answer 5

If things are so bad that you need to get rid of him hire a skip  

Answer 6

oh ok thats fine!.But why in the of the lord would u sell a teenager???

Answer 7

Thank you for posting this, it made my day. I'm sure someone will be very glad to take him off your hands.