How does it protect you?

Question

How does wearing a seat belt keep you from being abducted by aliens?

Answer 1

Do you know how difficult it is unbuckling one of those things when you only have three fingers?

Answer 2

because they would not be able to take you out of your seat if you were strapped down....

Answer 3

Rather than trying to figure out the intricate workings of a seatbelt (keep in mind that we all claim to know how to use them but the airlines feel that they are so intricate they insist on explaining it to us everytime we fly) the aliens pass over those that wear them.  Since you're strapped in your seat, the aliens can't possibly insert their probe in you a** so you're no good to them.

Answer 4

because they can travel across the galaxy, float people through walls, defeat radar, but they can't  undo seat belts.  LOL

Answer 5

The aliens don't know how to use scissors to cut through the seat belt.

Answer 6

it wouldnt, not that i have any experience but if they want to abduct you a seatbelt isnt gonna help you any.

Answer 7

It doesn't.

Answer 8

That's a new one for me. Most aliens don't have thumbs, by the description, and the red color on the release button might mean "self-destruct mechanism" in their scientific protocol.

Answer 9

Good question!  But....if you're wearing your "beanie" they can't get to your mind to tell you to take off your seatbelt!

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