How does one acquire the skill set necessary to be a carnival worker?

Question

. . . and, oh yeah, just to make sure this question goes in the right section (where all the fun people are) . . .

What belief system or lack thereof do you think they subscribe to? Generally speaking, I mean.

Have fun, y'all!

Answer 1

You have to have small hands and smell like cabbage...

Answer 2

Well that depends. What do your teeth look like? Do you pee on yourself often? Do you eye underage girls without a care in the world that anyone notices?

Answer 3

Odd question. I knew some people that ran away and joined carnivals, That was over 35 years ago. Can't think of any special skills you need to acquire, unless fast talking and quick thinking is a skill.

Does anyone runaway to join carnivals nowadays? Other than Cruise Line for vacations?

Answer 4

Those choice jobs can only be had by inheriting them from a deceased family member.  That's why they all look alike.

If you don't currently have any relatives in the carney business I suggest you marry one right away to get in on the legacy.

Answer 5

F*ck all yall, when i rolled into town jonny toothless and mary jane rotten crotch couldent wait for a break from their incestous little boring lives and to throw their money at me, I bought pills from your grannys, shine from your uncles, and pot from your brothers, I looked good enough to fu&k your sons and

your daughters

and when i came back next year ,after seeing a lot of america, tou had barely left your backyards or had paid thousands of dollars to see someone elses. and you retards still threw your money at me and i still screwed your sons. eat sh#t lamos!!!