How does one hire goons and or minoions.?

Question

Where would i go, so i bail them from jail or what?

Answer 1

Find out what the toughest bar in town is and go down there and say that your hiring people to do whatever needs doing. you will either get the c**p beaten out of you or you will find your henchmen.

Answer 2

go to a Obama rally

Answer 3

Well a minion is a group of Jewish men doing the kaddish,( prayers for the dead).  Why were you wanting to hire a group of mourners?? Planning on offing yourself and getting prepared in advance??

Dumb question!!!

Answer 4

Uh, here is your problem ... there is no 1-800 henchmen, and your lack of knowledge about the underworld, considering your posting your request in on yahoo answers, essentially broadcasts the fact you haven't the faintest clue.  This isn't something that you do by looking up a number in the phone book.  You simply get to know people who know people.