How does the earth birds have s*x where and when?

Question

why do they make so much racket early mornings and all day long.

Answer 1

Earth birds? As opposed to what?

Avian reproduction is pretty standard. The male fertilizes the female, and then she lays eggs, incubates them, and raises the young.

They make noises because that's how they communicate with mates, each other, other bird species, etc.

They can be noisy. I have a group that live outside my bedroom window. And they get going at 6AM. Drives me nuts.

Answer 2

Male Earth birds and female Earth birds fall in love, get married, have a special cuddle...

The sexual rituals of Earth birds are as variable as those of other wide groups of Earth vertebrates.  Sometimes they restrict their services for the future welfare of their species to particular seasons, typically in places where the availability of baby food is seasonal.  Where there's a year round supply of baby food, on the other claw, their attentions may wander to such pursuits as opportunity knocks.

<<why do they make so much racket early mornings and all day long.>>

They don't generally go in for all-day choir practise.  Perhaps you're muddling them up with the sounds from Earth motorways.  Welcome to the planet, by the way.

Answer 3

in the trees,they are fighting whos goin to b on top

Answer 4

earth birds have s*x all the time but its always when nobody is looking so it could be anywhere.

Answer 5

I realise that Martian avians are fairly quiet all day, and that Venusian birds tend to hum rather than whistle, chirp and sing BUT.... our birds on our planet are developed to 'sing' as instincts propel them.

Some of us actually like the 'Dawn Chorus' as we call it. Birdsong can be very relaxing. Hearing a Nightingale (we have one that visits our garden regularly) is bliss as they have beautiful 'voices'.

For the 'where, its anywhere they can with a willing partner.

For when, its whenever but not as often as they'd like (much the same for all Terran lifeforms).

For your next holiday why not try the Ice Floes of Titan or the Lava Lakes of Jupiter (in the late Jovian year the sunsets through the shimmering heat-haze in breathtaking!)