How does this quote go?

Question

a woman becomes a mother when she discovers she's pregnant, a man becomes a father when he first sees his child.

is that the correct quote? or does it go a different way? does anyone know?

Answer 1

A woman becomes a Mother when her epidural wears off during her episiotomy. A man becomes a Father when he sees the bill and realizes his student loan payments were just a gentle prelude to the daunting reality that his cheque book is no longer his own.

Answer 2

“A woman becomes a mother when she gets pregnant, a man becomes a father when he sees his baby.”

    * Juno

    * 2007

    * Jennifer Garner

    * Family