How drunk would you get drinking one bottle of jagermeister by yourself?

Question

How drunk would you get drinking one bottle of jagermeister by yourself?

Answer 1

When J first hit the States in about 1986; I was running a liquor store in a section 8 neighborhood and at the time I thought it was my purpose in life to see how messed up I could get my customers, because that was what I liked to do; so I bought a fifth of Jaegarmeister to see what effect it would have because the hype on it said that in New Orleans, the first City in America to sell it they called it Liquid Opium.

If it was anything like that I knew I could sell it even at $22  a bottle.

Normally when I got drunk, whether on alcohol or beer or wine I went from sober to elated to wasted.

When I drank the Jaegarmeister one shot at a time till  he 750ml was in my tummy; I went from sober straight  to sedated.

I was amazed and the next day I ordered a case of it and sold it in two nights based on my personal testimonials.

I can sell anything I believe in and I believed in Jagermeister.

I have been sober for 6 years and I no longer believe in getting others stoked; but all you asked was how toasty can you get.

I drank for 40 years so I know what I am talking about.

I did not have to drive that night and I would not have been able.

PS It tasted so much like Vick's Formula 44 that I never drank it again.  And I don't buy Vick's for coughs anymore.

Answer 2

Drunk enough to probably be close to dying of alcohol poisioning....i know someone that drank half the bottle and almost died from it.

Answer 3

How long is a piece of string?

Answer 4

How drink would I be, or how drunk would a person be? Lots of factors to include here. First of all, what size is the bottle? Second of all, you'd need to figure your weight and height into the equation, whether you're male or female, and what else you have in your stomach before you start drinking. We'd also need to know if you're a frequent drinker, as your tolerance for alcohol will also affect how your body handles it.

Answer 5

Why would you really want to find out??? A friend of mine, her daughter ended up in a coma from drinking to much alcohol when she was 16 and died after being brain dead for 4 yrs. Such a waste for such a beautiful girl. Please don't try it.

Answer 6

Probably dead from alcohol poisoning.

Answer 7

I agree with the "dead from alcohol" answer.....who wants to die in a pool of your own vommit....???

Answer 8

Do you like worshiping the porcelain goddess?

You'll be seeing your buddy Ralph for sure...

Answer 9

Umm...I don't think I'd be able to speak if I had a whole bottle to myself.  

I'd be puking right now.