How exactly does that one joke go that says...?

Question

Woman: Mr._______, if you were my husband i would put poison in your coffee.

Man: ____, if you were my wife i would drink it.

I just want to know the exact names and wording.

Answer 1

Sir Winston, if I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee." He said, "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it