How extreme is h**l?

Question

I live an extreme lifestyle. Everyday I try to push my limits farther than ever before. The other day I was jumping my bike over a mound of burning tires when I saw God. He looked like Dr. Zoidberg from futurama, but he was much more powerful and he was riding on a black unicorn. It was like He knew me, for reals.

I realized then that I need a religion. I thought about maybe joining Christianity, but those pink boys all seem like a bunch of pansies to me. Then I realized that there was something extreme in Christian teaching and that is h**l. I realized that that's where I need to go. I'm now thinking that I will convert to Christianity, but to the denomination that worships Satan. This way I'll be guaranteed a place in the most extreme non-stop party that there is.

So my question to you is this, is h**l really as extreme as people say? Because if it is, then you can count me it! Rock on people!

Answer 1

what's so good about being extreme?

Answer 2

Trust me, h**l is going to be knowing what you could have achieved and never achieving it. This could be not be allowed to be in God's presence because God is spotless and some folks choose to not use the blood drops spilt by His son Jesus Christ in the Garden of Gesthemane. Satan is miserable. He is the Master of Deceit, Misery and well Loneliness. Glad to hear you are looking for a change in menu with your life. It is never too late, so don't wait any longer.

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Answer 3

h**l is Horror and pain it is considerd as fire because the pain is the only thing comparable. It is the most opposing to the soul, Horror and Pain. You have no clue to what h**l is like or you would show reverance. Find God before it is to late. Death can come at any time. Take the free gift of life. Recieve the Holy spirit. You never no you may have to walk through h**l on earth once you find the truth. We are not of this world and this world doesn't except the true christians. Are batle is not against flesh and blood but against spiritual rulers of this dark world. Satan is evil and evil is on the earth. You joke but evil is working across the world and things are about to get really ugly.  

Answer 4

There will be no happiness and partying in h**l, but what you can expect is an infinite wrath of almighty God; and that for a never ending span of time.

If you enjoy extreme pain and torture and hopelessness then h**l would be for you.

Answer 5

dont worry, if your not a christian and youre not because you are mocking God, you get a free, one way, non refundable, ticket to h**l.

you need not change a thing, just keep on beingthe stupid, heathen idiot that youve always been. youll be there in no time, just go sky diving but dont bother with that silly ripcord, just slam into the ground and die, that way you wont be breathin my air.

h**l is hot, dark and smoky, full of pain and misery.you burn constantly and the pain never stops, there is no water, no sitting, no light, no cool wind.

Answer 6

the Bible says ",..weeping and gnashing of teeth,..."

errrrrrrr,.....