How far must you bury a chicken in the ground to grow eggplant?

Question

How far must you bury a chicken in the ground to grow eggplant?

Answer 1

You don't bury a chicken to grow eggplant.  You only have to plant the egg.  The pointy end goes down and the top should be about an inch down from the ground surface.

Answer 2

up to it's p****r

Answer 3

hhaahhaa ga ngerti kle???

Answer 4

At least six feet.

Make sure it's head down, or the eggplant will never grow.

hee hee, I think I'm funny. :')

Answer 5

Up to it's eyeballs

Answer 6

Well its an eggplant not a chicken plant, so all you need is get the egg in the ground.  Now, fresh is best so dig a hole about 8” deep.  Put comfy pillows around the edge, a nice cuppa with bikkies and a good trashy magazine like the Enquirer.  Place chicken on pillows and let nature do the rest.  See easy!

Answer 7

You bury the chicken if you want to raise chickens (recommend soil test 1st).

Bury an egg (recommend brown and fertilized) to grow eggplants.

Answer 8

Bury it with it`s feet sticking up through the soil

Answer 9

Hmmmm, about 1 ft down. Head first so the egg plant can grow up straight and strong. LMAO

Answer 10

cute lol

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Answer 11

Up to the butt I'm sure, never tried though.

Answer 12

Bury it up to it's lips.

Or just bury it as deep as an eggplant seed.

Answer 13

Bury chicken head first with only its vent hole showing.

Answer 14

i'd rather bury its bones after a tasty meal! mmm

Answer 15

I thought you had to bury an egg not a chicken?..