How fast do I need to turn my head in order to bite my own earlobe?

Question

How fast do I need to turn my head in order to bite my own earlobe?

Answer 1

thats physically impossible unless your earlobes are down to your chin

Answer 2

FASTER  than the speed of SOUND!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Answer 3

Wait till you are about 100 then momentum will help you bite it.

Answer 4

There was a young lady named Bright,

Who could travel much faster than light.

She set off one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night.

The moral of this story is that in order to bite your own earlobe, you need to travel back in time and to do this need to travel faster than light. Unfortunately this is impossible so you will first have to create a warp bubble around you to compensate for physical limitations.

Now, once the warp bubble is in place, you simply have to rotate your head at a speed greater than that of light, ignore all the rules of science we are breaking while doing this and bite your earlobe.

Done.

It's as simple as that.

Answer 5

unless you have extended teeth its impossible to do that

Answer 6

There is no possible way to bite your own earlobe, no matter how fast you turn your head. You can keep trying but you're going to hurt yourself in the process. It's just like trying to put your chin to your elbow. So, yeah you may want to stop unless you want neck problems for the rest of your life. Ja! ^.^

Answer 7

My basset hound does it all the time and she's really slow.

Answer 8

How long did you say your earlobes are????????????

Answer 9

Here are some examples of the end result of the procedure that you must undergo!

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This procedure is particularly helpful... by takling the problem from both sides!

http://faculty.coloradomtn.edu/jeschofni...

http://www.kapitro.sarawak.gov.my/php/ma...

http://www.cbmphoto.co.uk/photos2/LR50.j...

The stick may get in the way...

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I hope this helps you envision what needs to be done in accomplishing your goals, hehe :)

Answer 10

At breakneck speed...

Answer 11

Alright.

First, you need to measure the length of your earlobes to make sure that they will be long enough to reach your mouth.  Now, unless you are a Buddha (with appropriately long earlobes), you probably don't have long enough earlobes, so I would suggest stretching them with some plugs (try 000000's). Once you have that done, [L (earlobe) = L (base ear to mouth)], we can move on to the next step...

Since your head will be moving in a circular motion, and the force of motion will be moving outward from your axis of rotation (inside your head/at the base of your neck) we should probably use an equation for Centrifugal Force to calculate how fast you should move your head.  That equation is:

F(centrifugal) = -ma(centripetal) [basically augmented version of Newton's Second Law], which can be converted into:

F(centrifugal) = -mw^2r, where w=angular velocity and r=radius perpendicular to the axis of motion.

SO, in order to find F(centrifugal), we need to know a) m or the Mass of your head; b) w, the angular velocity [which is calculated by finding the velocity of the tip of your earlobe, multiplied by the sin (Opposite angle over Hypotenuse!) of the angle of rotation, in this case 360*, and divided by the radius of a cross-section of your head]; and c) r, the radius perpendicular to the axis of rotation (the length of your earlobe).

Since I know none of these quantities, I will leave it up to you, sir, to do the calculations! I hope this helped and that your new plugs are awesomely righteous and large enough to stick your fist through.

Cheers!

Answer 12

7.23 X 10^34 millimeter per second.