How funny are these three jokes?

Question

SWIMMING

A young blonde was swimming. She swam deeeper, and deeper, until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her in the bathtub.

ASKING

One day a teacher was in an argument with her student

teacher:It is impossible to be eaten by a fish!

student:But it says in the bible!

teacher:Well, science says it is imposssible!

student: Well, when i die and go to heaven, I will ask him.

Teachher: What if he went to h**l?

student: Then you ask him?

WITCHES

Q:How do you knwo all brunttees are witches?

A:You ever seen a blone witch?NO!

Answer 1

i like them. the second one is best but the other two made me give a chuckle!

Answer 2

uh the 2nd one was funyy sorta

Answer 3

the second one is funny

Answer 4

as funny as a old man falling down the stairs  

Answer 5

these are stupid

Answer 6

2nd................i guess

Answer 7

The second one is the only funny one.

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Answer 8

eh..

try again

Answer 9

They're about as funny as a hemorrhoid.

Answer 10

Sorry, I didn't find them funny

Answer 11

they are okay  

Answer 12

the second one is funny.

Answer 13

the second ones funny