How gnarly is your playoff beard?

Question

(I'm a Red Wings fan) Mine is getting kinda gross. It's about an inch and a half long, and really itchy. I'm sure my boss would love it if I got rid of it (I work in customer service), but I don't wanna jinx my team! Wish I had my camera here at work, I'd post a picture. I need a regular haircut, too, but I'm waiting 'til the Wings hoist the cup!

Answer 1

i'm keeping mine respectable with a regular trim

Answer 2

Not very. Unfortunately, my job requires me to shave.....while I'm stuck in a nuclear bunker. Go fig.

Answer 3

I can't grow a beard, but my leg hair is starting to catch in my jeans.  It's a good thing I don't have to wear a skirt at work!

Answer 4

Yeah well I'm a girl....do you want me to become the bearded lady?

I was going to grow leg hair instead....but that might be kind of disturbing.

Answer 5

I shaved last night

Answer 6

it has as much grey as Scott Niedermayer but a little more groomed

Answer 7

Mines about as good as Sidney Crosby's

:( Its getting there.... slowly but surely

Answer 8

I broke down after 10 days and shaved...I just so rarely have facial hair and my daughter didn't like. Ah well.

Answer 9

Since I am a girl. I can not share with you how my playoff  beard looks now. Sorry.

Answer 10

Its pretty bad.

I look like I've been living in the Canadian wilderness as a lumberjack for the last year.

I know it is technically legal to trim the beard, but I refuse.

Answer 11

You have seen how some of the players keep their beards short, right?  Get yourself a pair of clippers http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602... and try a #2 guard and keep it tight.