The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the> street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the> walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and> his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.> As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the> world are you dressed like this?'>> The Cowboy says:>> 'Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the> bar down the road and this pretty little red head> asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I> did.>> We go inside and she pulls off her top and> asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did.>> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to> pull off my pants. So I did.>> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to> pull off my shorts. So I did.> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind> of s**y and says, 'Now go to town cowboy ...'>> and here I am.'>> Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!>
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