How has the Flying Spaghetti Monster saved you?

Question

Did he reach out to you with his noodly appendage in a time of need? When you were positive you had nothing to eat, did you find a pack of ramen in the back of your cabinet, therefore saving you from starvation?

When in doubt, let us remember, "..and he said, 'Let there be sauce', and then there was sauce".

Ramen.

Answer 1

The Flying Spaghetti Monster,  not having a collection has saved me a lot.

Answer 2

Pasta just makes me fat. Love the stuff! Thank the Lord for every meal I receive. There are allot of starving people out there, seriously!

I have been there when there was nothing in my cupboard but a package of ramen. It was so goooood too.

Answer 3

He hath delivered me from having to eat meat!

Ramen!

Answer 4

yup his great. i thought at one time, many years ago i was going to starve to death. i could feel my sugar level drop, then a saw this glow coming  from my kitchen cabinet. it was him, the noodle god  

Answer 5

how old are you?  

Answer 6

I was hungry, starving. But I felt a calling, in the direction of the kitchen.

And there lay a bown of spagetthi with meatballs.

I am truly blessed

RAmen.

Answer 7

He saved me two years ago at the Olive Garden

My life has not been the same since

Ramen

Answer 8

I was riding my bike on a dark and stormy night....It was so terrible. I fell off my ride, and was tumbling down a cliff into the dark, cold and evil sea waters. At that instant, three noodles came from the heavens and pulled me to safety.

RAmen.

Answer 9

Im going to order a Tuscani pasta from Pizza Hut in his worship. Ramen

Answer 10

Rang my dinner bell and gave me my daily garlic bread...

Answer 11

I was just thinking that I hadn't seen any FSM questions lately. Oh well, I guess the classics never die. But I kind of feel sorry for FSM- Viagra might help with that noodly appendage.

Answer 12

You must be psychic. LOL

I just microwaved some noodles because I was too lazy to boil water... and turned out just fine... with a jar of sauce and ready to go. :)

Too funny. LOOOOVVVVEEEEE sketti.

Answer 13

Well he has saved me because now I can feel just like the religious counterparts. When I was Atheist it was just so bland and boring. Christians around me would just look down on me. But, then I found hope in the church of the flying spaghettie monster. Sure I could continue to believe the existence of a god is foolish, but now I am so much more. It is an open insult to Christians around the country, as a result of this genius masterpiece of a religious satire. He has saved me because I am now that much more of a insult to all the other religions.

And also, come on...our version of h**l is rocking.  

Answer 14

FSM has no power. there is only one name by which we are saved from our sin - Jesus.  

Answer 15

he healed me amputated arm

now ask Jesus to do that for you

RAmen

Answer 16

He reached down with his noodly appendage and freshened my chianti. Now, that was a MIRACLE.

Answer 17

Can anyone over 14 answer this question, too??

Answer 18

It made sure I was fed another day...

Ramen

Answer 19

the FSM has blessed me with a husband of chefly standings (he really is a CIA grad chef - so i don't cook) who creates sauce that pleases the FSM.  we are blessed with noodles aplenty to grace our sauce.

Ramen

(((((((((((((lauraaaaa)))))))))))))))

Answer 20

how original.  yeah.

Answer 21

OMFSM yes!

Everything you described in your question actually happened to me

My parents were out,and I was really hungry.

I didn't want to order pizza so I went to the kitchen cabinet,and I found the last pack of Ramen noodles. I was so happy. Then after 3 minutes, I ate the delicious cooked noodles and wasn't hungry anymore.

Ramen

Answer 22

He reached out with his noodley appendage and gave me the fashion sense of pirate.

Now people tell me I look like Johnny Depp.

Answer 23

he provided my family of bears with food forever praise the fsm