How hilarious is this?

Question

For as long as I can remember iIve been a full blown atheist, I dont need god or religion or w/e in my life. I help take care of my grandma, who is super christian, and she reads the bible every day. Over the last month I've been playing a prank on her, I take the pages from her bible and use them as toilet paper. It looks so much smaller and she always makes me put my hand on it when she asks me if I've been ripping pages out, I say I haven't . im not scared of h**l cause it doesn't exist. Anyway my question is i'm going to have to tell her eventually, how should i do it to get the best reaction out of her? I don't really know how those crazy catholic minds work, help would be appreciated thanks.

Answer 1

u do that to ur grandma,? its funny, but its mean tell me what happens when u tell her

id wack you on the head with the bible

Answer 2

You should staple the pages back in when your done wiping your *** with them

Answer 3

ITS PRETTY FUNNY!!!

LOOK GET YOUR SELF A DEVIL MASK, SOME HOLY WATER, AND RIP OUT MORE PAGES....

WHILE YOUR TAKING A SHIZLE MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN...CALL HER YELL!!!! TELL HER TO HELP YOU!!!!

WHEN SHE COMES WIPE YOUR *** WITH THE PAGES LOOK AT HER WITH THE MASK ON AND DRINK THE HOLY WATER....STARE INTO HER EYES AND WITH A VOICE YOU KNOW FROM LIKE CANNIBAL CORPSE...SAY "IM GOING TO KILL YOU" "IM SENT HEREBY LUCIFER  TO DESTROY THE SOULS OF THE GOOD AND SPREAD BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT"

IF SHE DOESNT DIE OF THE SCARE THEN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHS AND START JACKING OFF TILL YOU *** ON HER...TRUST ME THIS WORKS BETTER WITH A SHOT OF VODKA AND A HIT OF HENNESE...GOOD LUCK =]

Answer 4

atheist or not, don't you have respect for family

Answer 5

don't tell her just secretly replace the bible in the middle of the night

the perfect end to the prank

Answer 6

oh for gosh sakes...shes your *grandmother* come now you shoulda thought of how you would break it to her when you were doin it.. well i mean if shes considerate and christian as you say, she'll probably be dissapointed and maybe disgusted too but the point is you should come to her, sit her down, look her in the eyes, and very camly and seriously tell her you played a very rude, and inconsiderate prank. you didnt mean it at the time, and now you regret it. tell her you want her forgivness and prayer. kiss her on the forehead and buy a new bible for her. hopefully it'll work out okay. and uh i hope she forgives you. God does but you did hurt Him im sure. good luck.

Answer 7

OMG!!!  i cant wait till your burning in h**l! thats horrible!!!! im Christian! you shouldent do that! thats mocking god!

Answer 8

thats not funny its mean to your grandma too

Answer 9

That is disgusting and downright cruel to your grandmother.  Grow up and confess to your grandmother what a jerk you really are.  

Answer 10

I'm really sorry if this offends you, but this wasn't  funny at all. In fact now I feel so crushed that I can hardly type....to think you'd do this to your grandmother....its positively hateful. I hope you plan on buying her a new bible for christmas and telling her the truth about your feelings toward her religion.

Answer 11

I dont care if you dont believe in h**l or not! Its rude and unkind especially as she is your grandmother. Stop acting like a child.

Answer 12

that isn't funny at all. you are very rude and inconsiderate

Answer 13

yeah - if you tell her - she'll probably die.  

Answer 14

dude i hate you

i hope u do go to h**l and rot there

Answer 15

wow.....

Answer 16

I HOPE SHE READ THE PART THAT SAYS "SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD." I HOPE SHE HAS A SHOTGUN..."SPARE THE BULLET, LIVE WITH A DUMBAZZ"!!! You are completely pathetic!!!

Answer 17

That is kind of funny since it is not true. If it were true, I'd send you to a psychiatric ward.

Answer 18

JERK!

Answer 19

omg,your going to burn in h**l!that is totally mean!

Answer 20

THATS HORRIBLE!!! I thought it was gonna be a joke! but this is real?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I HOPE YOU DIE AND ROT IN h**l YOU ATHEIST b*****d!!!

Answer 21

That is really mean.If you are atheist,you should still respect your family's religion.If you die and you find out heaven is real then you are doomed I'm sorry to say.You should respect her stuff they are not yours.You are very cold-hearted.