How i can get a visa into england?

Question

i'm in somalia and i wanna to come egland so how i can get the visa into england

Answer 1

From your local Disney shop.   It will have a photo of and  be signed by Micky Mouse.

Answer 2

Just come on over the door is always open can always do with a few more at the party.

Answer 3

Come over in a small wooden boat - and bring 90 others with you inside of it - very safe to travel this way!

Answer 4

come one come all!!!! why not! tell you wot we'll even give you free money, a cushy 5 bed house for you and the rest of your family friends and anybody else you wanna bring and the real bonus is, commit any crime and you get a keep out of jail free card too! just remember to send a thank you card to mr blair.

Answer 5

Go to the British Embassy/consulate and ask.  Or look at the site below which may be able to help you.

Answer 6

Try your Local Consulate failing that try the British Embassy

Answer 7

My Friend, if the replies you have received are anything like the welcome you would receive if you went to England, then you would be better off staying at home. Good Luck to You.

Answer 8

the only embassy i found is :

British Embassy, Mogadishu  

  

Contact Details:      

Address:    British Embassy

Waddada Xasan Geedd Abtoow 7/8

(P O Box 1036)

Mogadishu

Telephone:    (252) (1) 20288/9

(252) (1) 21472/3



please go to this page for visas :

http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?page...

Answer 9

yeah just call the embassy they are really helpful, you'll be on a plane in two weeks. when you get here you can claim asylum and get all the benefits and a house for free.

Answer 10

Typical thread...is this taught in your schools..come to england and ponce off the people who work.

Do us a favour and stay in somalia...we having to many people who have come from overseas who do not wish to work.Ok we cannot do anything about people who were born here but we do not need anymore.

Answer 11

Don`t bother, we`re full. STAY AWAY!

Answer 12

stay out too many here already!!

Answer 13

get on a boat and come here and the claim asylum everyone else does so why would u be any diffrent t

Answer 14

You cant..Visa applications have been withdrawn for residents of Somalia for the foreseeable future.And not before time too

Answer 15

you can only come if you got 15 relatives and you all move into a 1 bedroom flat, so contact the embassy to see if they got any for you

Answer 16

i dunno why not just come in anyway, this is what everyone else does, i mean if they find you all they will do is put you in a centre, feed you, give u medical treatment, and  a bed to sleep in

im sure one more wont make any difference to the thousands we have already

Answer 17

Ask at, phone and then apply to the British Embassy, you will likely find procedures in place to qualify.

Good Luck