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How is the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side" a joke?

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I never found it funny, so I don't get it.

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  1. Kudos to paintedhorse30!!! you are a geniuses if you came up with all that haha, thanks for entertaining!


  2. its supposed to be funny? i never got it either...  

  3. lol paintedhorse30

    but yes the joke asks for something that makes you think that there is a joke but there is none.   Since it has been blown out of proportion the original meaning has been lost.

  4. You obviously don't get it. Too bad.

    Try this:

    A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

  5. I didn't think it was funny either...

    But I guess that when you get asked that question/joke you're supposed to expect something different.

    Instead, you just get a very logical, straightforward answer: To get to the other side.

  6. Yeah, I think it was suppose to be a little kid joke.

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

    BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time

    for change ! The chicken wanted change !

    JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he

    recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all

    the chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that

    little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me

    uniquely  qualified to ensure right  from Day One that every

    chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the

    road. But then, this really isn't about me.

    GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the

    road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the

    road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There

    is no middle ground here.

    d**k CHENEY : Where's my gun?

    COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see

    the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

    BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is

    your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

    JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I

    am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was

    misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and

    will remain against it.

    AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black

    chickens.

    DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't

    realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of

    the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the

    road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's

    acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new

    problems.

    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,

    which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of

    having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which

    is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he

    can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest

    of the chickens.

    ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a

    chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the

    other side of the road.

    NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty !

    You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent,   hardworking

    American.

    MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that

    chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market

    to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No

    little bird gave me any insider information.

    DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a

    toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've

    not been told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.

    JERRY   FALWELL : Because the chicken was g*y! Can't you people

    see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.'

    Yes, my friends, that chicken is g*y. And if you eat that chicken,

    you will become g*y too. I say we boycott all chickens until we

    sort out  this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with

    seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'   That chicken

    should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as

    that.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

    Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good

    enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we

    will be listening to the chicken tell, for  the first time, the

    heart warming story of  how it  experienced a serious case of

    molting, and went on to  accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing

    the road.

    ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads

    together, in peace.

    BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2008, which will not

    only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important

    documents, and balance your checkbook.   Internet Explorer is an

    integral part of eChicken2008.   This new platform is much more

    stable and will never

    reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did

    the road move beneath the chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?

  7. It was funny when it was first heard, because you think it is a joke but its not, but everyone knows it and its not really funny anymore.

  8. i think maybe its just supposed to be a sarcstic joke to do when theres like akward silences and stuff kinda just work off the joke

  9. i think it's a joke that can have lots of punch lines, and it's a silly answer

    it crossed the road cuz it needed to

    it's just a silly thing

    people use that joke in english all the time

    i (sadly) don't see it leaving our language for a long time to come

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