little johnnys been playing outside with the other kids for a while
When he came into the house and asks, 'Grandma, what's
that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is
On top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell
Him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'
Little johnny just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to
Play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn 't called sexual intercour se. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
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