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How is this one Pastor's Business Card?

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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it

seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated

knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on

the

back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card

had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis

3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of

laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and

knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for

I

was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)

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  1. As you are going all religious how about.....

    A north London congregation decides to honour their Rabbi for his 25 years of dedicated service by giving him tickets and money for a week, all-expenses paid holiday to New York.

    When Rabbi Bloom arrives and checks into his hotel room, he is surprised to find a naked girl lying face down on his bed. Without saying a word, Rabbi Bloom picks up the phone, calls his synagogue long distance and says, "Where is your respect? As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

    On hearing this, the girl gets up and starts to get dressed.

    Rabbi Bloom turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."


  2. that made me smile ;)

  3. lol that was a good one! I liked it!

  4. Very nice

    I like it.

  5. LOL.

  6. good one

  7. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Now that is good Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  8. Ha ha ha ha, duck, you got me creased up, thanks for a good laugh...!

  9. lol...

  10. lmfao

  11. hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

  12. lol, this is pretty good.

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