How likely is it that the internet will turn into a giant lizard and eat American cities?

Question

How likely is it that the internet will turn into a giant lizard and eat American cities?

Answer 1

100% liikely. it is a secretave plot engeneered by the russians during the late 50s to brain wash american people the feed them to the internet. there brain power and everything they know will be given to russians during there sleep making them a super race of invincible monsters

Answer 2

Pretty d**n unlikely. American cities, when compared to cities in other developed nations, are fattier and contain less dietary fiber. It's Halifax and Stockholm that have more to worry about, giant-lizard-wise.

Answer 3

It is more likely that a giant lizard will turn into the internet, in fact I already feel that it is happening.

Answer 4

It is *ahem* not very likely.

Answer 5

FINALLY, another believer! I'm telling you, respect the lizard before its too late.  

Answer 6

If you bring this sort of thing to light prematurely, then it certainly won't happen. Remember, Matt J, that overseers such as ourselves have a solemn duty to maintain utter secrecy.

Answer 7

ok.....  

Answer 8

Zero percent probability.