How likely is that Inland Revenue will find out ...?

Question

i am employed by dutch company without UK sites. I work and live in UK. I get gross salary to my Lloyds tsb OFFSHORE account. I should cover tax and NI myself.

what if i dont ? does using OFFSHORE account help? do banks report anything to Inland Revenue?

how possibly could inland revenue find out about that?

Answer 1

You're either very worried by this or having us all on - this is the sixth time you've asked this question.

Don't use LloydsTSB as they will charge you a fortune to get your money.  Use a decent foreign bank (Canada, Switzerland, Australia) that has no connections with the UK or the EU.

Answer 2

They will if any of them go on answers!