How long can i save my farts in a bottle?

Question

How long can i save my farts in a bottle?

Answer 1

wtf

Answer 2

As long as you seal them, they should last up to a year!!

Answer 3

i have a guy contact who had a friend of his f**t in a coffee can. they closed the lid on it and let it sit for a long while....months later, they opened it and he said it was the worst thing he has ever smelled in his life.

it works.

Answer 4

Depends on your transfer and corking equipment. I'd guess several years, but they won't age well. Best to skip the bottling and just enjoy them now.

Answer 5

That's a strange question.