How long can you hold a fig leaf?

Question

Before a friend in time brings it down to expose the truth of broken vows and broken bone. The fig leaf and the unsolved mysteries in life. The figure of speech is an amazing revelation for me anyway. Thank You for any contributions in the form of your answers. good day.

Answer 1

until I get my briefs on, my dear!

Answer 2

long enough to get dressed

Answer 3

Amazingly prescient question. As at this moment I find myself bearing my soul to a new friend... revealing not just broken bones and vows, but a broken heart (since mended!) and things that were really buried deep in the sub-conscious. I think we all need someone to pull away the 'fig leaf' now and then. And a friend is a much better option than a paid therapist!