How long could i live in a freezer without going out of date?

Question

How long could i live in a freezer without going out of date?

Answer 1

Much of this depends on the thermal time constant of your body.  The greater your mass and the lower your liquid content, the longer it will take until hypothermia sets in, thus causing you to go "out of date".

Answer 2

Let's put you in and find out, shall we?

Answer 3

Actually, I believe you would suffocate before freezing to death.

Im pretty sure you would fit in it too, all that space between your ears.

Answer 4

Hmm... depends. What are you? Figure that out, and then get back to us.