How long does it take to master teleportation?

Question

I am the first angel ever made, and i was punished by God to be put on this earth, and he took away my memories, well some, but i have to relearn all of my powers.....does anyone know how i could master them?

Answer 1

LOL

Answer 2

yes, i also am an angel and have teleported all over. you have to stand with your legs slightly apart, and stand firmly. think so deeply of your destination and imagine being there. then disintegrate (if you cant even do that, you are the worst angel ever made) adn put your atoms back together at the destination. good luck....it should only take a couple of minutes max.

Answer 3

There is no such thing as teleportation.

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Answer 4

stop drinking the water

Answer 5

Ask god... find his myspace

Answer 6

WHAT THE ****!? Holy ****, I'm pretty sure I have God in my address book. Look for his Myspace. This is so ****** up.. I really hope these people are joking and don't think they're ******* angels and crazy ****...

Answer 7

I may be mistaken, but didn't the first angel happen to rebel against god and later take the name of Lucifer? If that is true, then you might have a few more problems headed your way.

Also, if you're the only one on earth, how would any of us be able to answer you? It seems to me like you just want to flaunt the fact that you think you're an angel.

And finally, there has never been any biblical depiction of angels teleporting. The only reference to that idea that I could think of would be some second-rate anime. If that is the case, you should probably find a better source. You said you've lost all your memories. How do you happen to remember that you were able to teleport?