How long does it take to train a flock of pigeons to go to the bathroom on my neighbor's car at the same time?

Question

and where can i get a flock of pigeons?..

Answer 1

why the heck do you want to know this?  do you not like your neighbor or something?........Interesting revenge......

Answer 2

You would save yourself a lot of time and work if you just went over in the middle of the night and took a dump on your neighbor's car yourself.

Answer 3

LOL, get the flock of pigeons, feed them, and let them loose on your neighbords car 1/2 hour later!!!

Answer 4

haha feed them and find out. Nice question

Answer 5

wooooooooow. just get pigeons and release them on your neighbors car which convienently had birdfeed and broken up pieces of bread on it.

  

Answer 6

dude, awsome question and avatar

i would say forever because birds r pretty dumb. U could buy some pigeons from a zoo or breader and plant a tree over ur neighbors car.  

Answer 7

haha ill train them for you...just give my your neighbors address and car model.

Answer 8

lmao.    Hang a bird feeder in a tree near the car but still on  your property.   Or start throwing out bread to feed the birds everyday.

Answer 9

22 years of needless and obsessive anger.

From me; I communicate via telepathy.  

Answer 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look it up on wikipidea ;)

You can get a flock of pigeones by KIDNAPPING them.

Answer 11

get the biggest butterfly net you can find and go to new york and capture as many as possible and then put them in a big cage suspended over the car for a few hours.

Answer 12

Hey I've tried that and believe me a flock of pooping pigeons is not the answer. Now a five year old kid with a bat/chainsaw, that works nicely. Tell him to hit the windows first :D.

Answer 13

snag the pigeons from the park!  and then put bird feed all over the car.  that'll do the job LOL

good question.

Answer 14

it doesnt take long to train them at all...my wonderful neighbors feed the pigeons every morning...right on the sidewalk in between our houses....just feeding them strategically should work well...

we didnt have a flock of pigeons till those geniouses started feeding them!

but if it were me...i'd try for seagulls...much bigger birds

Answer 15

just put bird feed all over his car.

or put dog foood on it and mix it with glue

Answer 16

I don't know but that sure would be pretty funny. You must not like your neighbor very much.

Answer 17

here just watch this  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQtepPPe...

Answer 18

I don't have any of the answers for you, but when you find out please let me know so you can have them come to my house and do the same thing to my neighbor.

Answer 19

What did your neighbor ever do to you?!

Answer 20

hahhahaaaaaa !!!!!!!

you dot like your neighbour then ?

lol id just feed them up well and let them out afterards xD

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Answer 21

Well I'm sure you can hire a flock of pigeons and as long as you feed them right they would all go to the toilet at the same time. But why not get any band of the eighties to p**p on your neighbours car? do you have some kind of eighties band fetish... Oh no wait that was flock of seagulls... carry on.

Answer 22

lmfaoooooo.

you must really hate your neighbor:]

Answer 23

Pidgeon feed+Neighbors car=neighbors car covered in pidgeon ****

Answer 24

lol...go catch some, breed them, let them go but keep and train the babys....BAM! you'll have a pooping flock of pigeons in no time....(might take a few...months...?)

Answer 25

lmao nice question

Answer 26

or, u can feed them TUMS,and the will flip inside out(i mean pigeons every where)

Answer 27

Go to NYC with a net, come back... train non-stop in your basement or garage for a month! And let your wrath let loose!!!

Answer 28

93 days