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How long does it take until ones testicles descend after watching the movie Mamma Mia?

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What's a normal timeline before I should seek medical assistance?

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  1. LOL, now i HAVE to watch that movie!


  2. three point five seconds.

  3. AAhahahahaha.

    Good one!

    giggles

  4. That would depend on whether it was your idea to watch the movie or were you coersed into watching it. Also would depend on the level of enjoyment. The more you enjoyed the movie (be honest) the longer it will take for the testicles to descend.

  5. AHHHHHHHHHHH! Quick, you cant risk it

  6. Im guessing you didnt enjoy it?

    lmao i think you should visit right away!

  7. well , when you can fully expel the songs and their tunes from your head , you should be good.  If not , you need to head to the sportsbar/strip club for some man time.

  8. What you need is a good suction treatment. It may take some time, and you may scream, but rest assured, they will come out.

    (can Wonder help with some girl problems I'm having)

  9. same as pissed off emu cause i am pissed off emu. this is my alter ego.

  10. haha that is hilarious....

    I would give it a couple hours

  11. mama mia.... here i go again my my..something something.

    i hate that d**n commercial. i dont know about u but i shriveled up every time that d**n commercial came on. that was only 30 seconds. imagine what the entire movie would do to a man. scary. very scary.

  12. Are you sure that your testicles are not located in your wife's purse?

    I think the only remedy to restore the boys to their former glory is to watch every Death Wish movie twice, eat 14 steaks, and drink a keg of beer.

    God bless your poor testicles.

  13. Well, this depends on how much you enjoyed it...

    If you greatly appreciated the musical in action, they may never descend again, but I wouldn't worry much about seeking medical assistance...  Maybe a Fashion Designer...

  14. Follow these simple instructions:

    1. Soak your naked body in a tub of warm, sudsy water.

    2. Whilst soaking, drink several beers or margaritas.

    3. Allow your free hand to gently massage those man-type parts of your body that are feeling tensed up.  Massage them using a  gentle, but firm carressing, rhythmic  motion.

    4. Look at some p**n (this step is optional, but highly recommended).

    5. Repeat steps 1 - 4 as needed.

    <----------- sexologist, pre-med student who is also a stripper on the side

    *cries*

  15. Get help asap

    The commercials alone caused my testicals to descend  

  16. Sorry to tell you, but you're gonna have to spit that thing out.  WTF were you thinking????

  17. If you watched it you probably don't have testicles.

  18. LMFAO!@ give it about a week.

  19. I saw both the movie and the show. The show was wonderful.  The movie was enjoyable. Also I live in New York City and have seen every Broadway show since I was five years old (many moons ago)

  20. If you watched that movie...

    You are a braver man than I...

    (My sincerest condolences...)

  21. Celeste is a rocking party planner.

    Dude, the answer is clear. Electrolux.

  22. they will never descend lol thats what u get for watchin it

  23. 48 hours, if you double dose Viagra.

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