How long does it usually take to fall down when tripping over a cat?

Question

And what generally hits the ground first?

Would it be subjective?

Answer 1

In a basic Cat Trip, you should stumble for two or three steps, nearly regaining your balance, before crashing to the floor or falling over a convenient piece of furniture. You may take extra steps if executing a full pirouette on the way down. Your cat will award points based on originality, degree of terror, and collateral damage.