How long is a piece of string ?

Question

How long is a piece of string ?

Answer 1

Within 10^-18 metres. Its frequency is more important than its length.

Answer 2

250m

Answer 3

Strangely enough I came across 2 pieces in a drawer this afternoon - one was 5.2m long the other was 3.8m - so that makes the average length of a piece of string is 4.5m

Answer 4

after extrapolating all the variables and calculating the exponential derivatives, i can categorically state ,without fear of contradiction ........ er.... what was the question ?

Answer 5

Six foot two, its a British standard Mikey.

Answer 6

ask yourself this, how many ends does a piece of string have.

Answer 7

As long as you want it to be.  

Answer 8

however you want it to be

Answer 9

twice as long from its middle to its end

Answer 10

Twice as long as half its length.

Answer 11

about that long

Answer 12

however long you cut it.