How long will the weed stay in my system?

Question

I just smoked for the first time ever today, I had a blunt or 2 but I am on probabtion and possibly may have a drug test within the next month..my first question is: how long will the weed stay in my system that the urine test can pick up? and is their anything I can do to make it leave my body faster?

Answer 1

It WILL stay in your system for 30 days!! But if you drink ALOT of Green Tea and Water like every day you will p**s all of it out of your system before your drug test!

Good Luck!!

Answer 2

THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally.

There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

If you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used.

Answer 3

THIS IS THE BEST ANSWER, I REA D THE ONES ABOVE - AND IM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THEM.

how fat are you? - if you are fat, you're out of luck coz THC is fat soluble (weed get stored in your fat)

if you're not fat, then theres hope.

if you're really worried I can suggest an unpleasant way to make sure it's not in your system :

don't eat for one day, then the second day eat only non fatty food (like healthy wheat cereals). continue this sort of diet for as long as you can.

if you don't eat for two days, then the third day you eat something (non fatty) : this is also very good

and you need to excercise as much as you can (and not drink or eat too many sugary food product/drinks).

the object is to get rid of as much fat as possible in the shortest time frame. it doesn't matter if you don't feel so great with this diet (it's tough, but not as tough as going to jail)

but DONT STARVE YOURSELF FOR MORE THAN 2 DAYS!

this will have a reverse effect, and your body will try to keep the fat (and so keep the weed).

ALSO - FLUIDS WILL NOT HELP YOU! - DON'T DRINK LIKE AN IDIOT, YOU'LL JUST MAKE YOURSELF SICK FOR NO REASON. WEED IS FAT SOLUBLE NOT WATER SOLUBLE. AND IF YOU DRINK TO MUCH YOU'LL GET WATER POISONING (yes, you can drink too much and die coz the balance of electrolytes gets all messed up)

trust me, i'm a doctor.

Answer 4

See if your drug testing screen tests for booze, and if it doesn't, well, you figure the rest out. I can't tell you to do anything illegal. Weed can take up to 45 days to get out of your system. You can use a flusher that you buy on the web to flush it out, but most drug tests check for what they call "adulterants". You'll see that on your drug test results. Of course, your PO won't give you the results unless you fail, and even then you will need a lawyer to see it. Booze only stays in your system for 24-48 hours, and you can easily flush it out with water, which isn't an adulterant.  

Answer 5

there is no specific time limit for it to be in your system. but it usually ranges around 15-45 days average. drink a lot of fluids to flush out your system to get it out of you quicker.

Answer 6

Long. Have a blood transfusion.  

Answer 7

It will be there 30 days if the weed was good. You can get fruit pectin call certo in the stores mix both packages with a 2 liter bottle of water 4 hours before the test and drink lots of water.

Answer 8

supposedly 30 days but there are no official government studies. you can buy a home test kit on eBay for under $15.

Enter search: marijuana.

Answer 9

How Long Does Marijuana Stay In Your system

THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally.

There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a cannabis plant, accounts for most of marijuana's psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc.).



If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days.

If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days. Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

Delta-9-THC enters the bloodstream rapidly after smoking (in minutes) or more slowly when ingested orally (20 minutes to 1.5 hours). It is rapidly metabolized into inert molecules known as metabolites. These chemicals also have the word Tetrahydrocannabinol in them and are called THC, which can be quite confusing.

Delta-9-THC is detectable in the blood for a few hours,

but none of this active chemical is found in the urine or stored in the fatty tissues such as the liver and brain.

What is frequently described as THC's lingering in the body fluids and organs are metabolites of Delta-9-THC, the inert substances that the body disposes of in the urine and excrement, in much the same way as it disposes with Vitamin A. It is these that are detected in the body organs and urine, long after the effects of Delta-9-THC have worn off. These metabolites can linger more than 90 days in some cases. For occasional users, an average of 13 days was recorded. Some people had metabolites detectable for just three days; others found the substances still in the urine after up to 30 days

The best way to figure this for your own body is to set up a control for your own use. Smoke your average bowl or joint or marijuana at one sitting (if you smoke more than 2, go right ahead but make sure you smoke it all less than 1 hour) , and wait 3 days (no smoking any at all) then take a drug test bought from a drug store, if it turned out positive, you need to wait 3 more days and repeat the process.

Many people would think this would be a waste of time, but I have proven it for myself and saved my job many times (cannabis stays in my system for 15 days) and saved me money not buying detoxifying drinks. It is better to know for sure, than to guess. That way you can control your use in a better way and still have a good time!!

For other solutions you might want to check out some products that cleanse your body of THC.

There are different type of drug tests you can have, from a urine test to a hair test. Fortunately there are some companies selling products that get rid of drug traces in your body. They sell fake urine that you can put on your body. They have champoo to clear out the THC of your hair.

I haven't tried this myself, I heard stories from people that it works great. A good thing for you to test ikt out yourself is to order both a marijuana test kit and a THC removal product wether for hair testing or urine testing. Then to the drug test before and after you use the product.

If you have any questions please check our marijuana forum.



http://www.marijuanapassion.com/Drug_Tes...

I hope this helps you out...good luck..

Answer 10

if you only smoked a blunt or two and never smoked before that it will be out of your system in 2 weeks. you can get products at www.passyourdrugtest.com that ive used with success, or buy this cleanse drinks at bong shops but i prefer using pills because the drinks make you drink a lot of liquid and they make my bladder want to explode.  exercise a lot, burn fat, marijuana is stored in fat cells so if you work out a lot it will get out of your system faster.

Answer 11

Usually it stays in your system for about 4-6 weeks depending on how much water you drink and if you have other methods of detoxing. If it's your first time, then it's going to take longer than the regular smoker.. My advice would be to go and buy a few cases of water bottles, a few gallons of cranberry juice and drink constantly throughout the day, each day, until your scheduled drug test.

If you want to be extra careful go to GNC or some vitamin place and get a bottle of Niacin. It's a natural detox vitamin, and take one pill twice a week... You'll have a strange reaction to the quick detox, (itchy skin, hot flashes...) but a cool shower and some lotion will help with that. These side effects don't last long, & they're bearable if you need to pass a drug test...

Doing all three of these is pretty much a guarantee to a clean p**s test... It's not 100%, but it's your best bet...

I PROMISE