How long would I have too train to become a dangerous street or hand to hand fighter??

Question

I'm 6'4 and about 340 and a tad out of shape...but pretty strong,athletic as h**l and carry big right HAND!

I'm really stoked about the idea of getting in shape and really scrapping again.....,that I'm so close to just walking into the local Dojo and just slap meat out of the mouth of the resident Martial Arts Teacher!!!

FEELING like there's a "S" on my freaking Chest!!!!!!

Answer 1

You seem like a very dishonourable person, very shameful, I hope you never learn martial arts

Answer 2

Haha, is this Brucie from GTA 4?

Mate you have some amazing potential with your height and weight. But A big right hand means nothing if you cant get it in quick enough.

Depending on how hard you train you could be dangerous within a year.

Answer 3

im 6'4 and id say you're more than a tad out of shape. thats your first order of business...get in shape...youll thank yourself later...trust me. cardio, cardio, cardio!

lose the attitude. chances are the local dojo instructor would hand you a plate full of your own *ss. horrible attitude. and i tend to agree its dishonorable of you. i understand getting excited but...come on man.

martial arts isnt just about fighting, picking fights, or being a bully.

the way you talk makes me wonder if you need to put down the foil and get a job...but you're too fat to be a meth head.

to directly answer your question....man, everyone is different. some people learn faster than others. but even being able to fight is not enough. your instructor/coach will want you in better shape before letting you fight.

if you plan to pick street fights, ignore everything i just said and go do something else. that isnt a very good goal.

Answer 4

does that "S" stand for stupid?  why would you want to be a "dangerous street or hand to hand fighter"?  if you want to train to be a street fighter without distraction then here is what you should do : 1) go get really drunk, 2) fight some other tuff guy just like you in the middle of a crowded bar, 3) hurt the guy real bad, 4) go to jail for assault where you get 3 hots and a cot and all the time one would need to train.

if you want to be a MMA fighter then this is what you need to do:  1) lose 90 to 100lbs because 340 is a fatboy in that sport, 2) find a good jits instructor for your ground game and a good muay thai instructor for stand up and overall striking and talk to a good wrestler (not one from WWE...sorry but that seems to be your mentality) and he could teach you a ton on strength and conditioning, 3) give it a couple of years of hard training before you consider competing in a cage or ring!!!

Answer 5

this is way to funny, i cant tell if you are clueless or please someone give me a word for someone who hit smaller kids because you did not know how to respond to being called a dumbass.

i bet you never been in an actual real fight and you consider to morons flaling around at each other looking hoping that someone breaks it up before you get hit.

here is what i would do with all 5 foot 10 of myself. you would wind up your right and i would kick you in the nuts and then explain to you how much your big right would help you in a street fight. less times you get hit, better you feel the next day. then go sit down and drink a beer.

cheers

Answer 6

So what if you have a disproportionately big right hand? That doesn't mean you're a good fighter. All it means is you have to walk around slanted to the right because your hand is weighing you down.

340 is a lot of poundage, even for someone who's 6'4. I suggest that you lose around 100lbs to start with, if you want to get in shape. I also suggest you don't pick a fight with any martial arts instructor, as they're probably capable of hammering you into the ground like a tent peg. If you want lessons, you should be polite and humble to your teacher.

To become a street fighter is a pathetic goal. If you do get into fights, not only will you face the consequences of serious injuries, but you'll be arrested and thrown into jail with guys that are a lot bigger and tougher than you.

That "S" must stand for "Stupid", or "Special", as far as I'm concerned.