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How many 5-year-olds could you beat up if they came at you in waves?

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this is COMPLETELY hypothetical, i'm not going to harm any children

ok, here are the rules (so far, i'll take your advice):

- you're in an enclosed high school basketball court/gym. you therefore have limited hit-and-run space

- they come at you in groups of three or four every few seconds

- they have one day of mental and physical combat training. (i.e.they'll come from all angles & they won't run away in fear if you try and scare them, but they will stop fighting if they're badly hurt or winded.)

-no weapons of any kind except items an average 5-year-old would carry.

- you lose when they can keep your torso on the ground for 25 secs

I WOULD BE VERY WORRIED IF I DIDN'T GET AT LEAST ONE RESPONSE SAYING THAT I AM MESSED UP. so mention that, but while you're at it, think and take a guess. i was honest and guessed about 20. the kids would grab my legs and pile over me after a short while.so probably less than 20 actually.

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  1. first of all ur right u r messed up. I dont want to guess how many five year olds i could beat up but if i had to guess it would be over 20


  2. ur messed up but it would be just around 30 somethin

  3. less than 20. more than 10. lol random and funny idea of yours ; )

  4. For me I would say about 25 or 30 lol...but it depends if I can find a weapon like baseball bat or tennis racket (common things found in a gym?

  5. It would be hard for me to kick some little kid butts, but I would say about thirteen. Untill one jumps from above, and lands on top of my head. That could leave something major.

  6. i would say about fifty

    one punch in the face could take one kid out

    what made you think about asking this question

  7. hahaha "You are messed up"

    A bunch (I mean a BUNCH) of kids could probably take down almost anyone pretty quick

    but 5 year old are fragil and stupid, a single hit and theyre probably done

    its all about your moves, 20 is a safe guess but I say around 30

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  9. hahahah this is hilarious...i love your random ideas...i would also say about 15-20...little kids are wild, and very powerful in groups. :)

  10. i would get like 24 or less eventualy they would jump me

  11. ummm..okay dude.....ur a little weird for asking that ...get a hobby ....or something...but dont worry i'll be the first to say ur messed up for asking that. ....I think by the sound of things you need about 2 to kick ur ***...lol...joke

  12. i would say at least 40, but it depends how many seconds there are between each wave.  this is genius.

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