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How many LAWYERS does it take to change/s***w in a lightbulb?

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Hiya, you Americans and us Brits HATE lawyers!

So lets poke fun at them by coming up with a good answer to this joke?

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You do realise that the people who enjoy Lawyer Jokes the most are Lawyers?  Well, apparently!

Ummm...

Three?

One to hold the chair.  One to unscrew it.  One to put it away.

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Is a lawyer what we call a solicitor?

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Three - one to do the s******g, another to s***w over the first, a third to s***w them both from behind.
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Ha ha ha. In Spain, we use often this joke between the football supporters.

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three-1 to hold the lightbulb and 2 to spin the ladder!!:) LOL
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3-

one to s***w it in

one to sue the other for s******g it in wrong

and the last to stab everyone in the back sue them all then go fight for some rapist who does not deserve to be realesed but he doesnt care because he'll just go to the bank and look at his massive bank account
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just one lawyers will s***w anything
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They are all good at s******g things so it would only take 1. If you get more then that it will never get done, because they will stand around arguing about it. :)
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Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. How many can you afford?
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