How many animals can you get in a pair o tights?

Question

if nothing else you lot have given me a laugh

Answer 1

just yourself and put on a fury hat,and start growling!!!!ha ha

Answer 2

one p***y

one beaver

either 20,000 hares......or none!!!!!!!

+ a box of chocolates, clitor!s allsorts

Answer 3

if they are small i think you could squish at least 15

Answer 4

10 little piggies, 1 a**, 1 p....   er cat

Answer 5

it depends how small they are... and whether or not they like to eat tights

Answer 6

4.

Answer 7

You, should be in there "me." 'Block and tackle!'

Answer 8

If they are fish nets......millions of tiddlers!!!!!!

Answer 9

2 full grown people if you get XXXL thats equal to about 2000 hamsters, 5000 gold fish, and 193749736 babies if you chop them up.

Answer 10

32

Answer 11

I say 20 but it is according to what size the animals and tights

very funny

Answer 12

Your bog standard pair of tights will, in general, fit two bullocks, a c*ck(erel), one donkey (@ss) and thousands of hares, or one p*ssy (or beaver), one donkey and thousands of hares, depending on what you want to pack into them...

You might also be able to squeeze in a few crabs, ticks, mites and fleas (numbers vary)...

Oh yes, I forgot about the pigs... ten of them too, not that easy to dismiss... It's a tight fit, but you might be able to squash in two calves as well...

Answer 13

I'd say around about 20 hamsters.

Answer 14

none its to tight lol.

Answer 15

Two Calf's

One A*s*s

One P*u*s*s*y

Thosands of Crabs.

Thousands of Hares...

....and if the smell's anything to go by, one dead fish!