How many antifeminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Question

How many antifeminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

One.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

"That's not funny!"

Answer 2

It's never happened because they think the sun shines out of their backsides anyway therefore providing enough light to read all about Feminism and point out it's (and womens in general) many flaws while ignoring their own.

Answer 3

Two: One to change the bulb, and another to ask, "GENTLEMEN, has the LONGEVITY of LIGHT BULBS been forever RUINED by FEMINISM?"

Answer 4

7. 1 to buy teh light bulb. 2. to buy a ladder. 3. to prop the ladder. 4 to trip over the propped ladder and fall into a can of paint. 5. say COOL at the mistake while flailing arms to hit number 6. 8. stand around until hit by flailing arms then fall into number 1. 7. get a machine gun and yell FOOTBALL!.

Answer 5

They are still working on it.  They got a little distracted doing what they do most of the time, spanking the monkey, but when they get tired of waiting for their mother to change the light bulb, they may change it themselves.  But, then again, they don't need light to continue their wanking...

Answer 6

They prefer to just whinge about feminists not changing it for them.

Answer 7

They would be too busy competing and tapping one another on the bum and I think they would forget what the h**l they were supposed to be doing in the first place (ADD/ADHD).

Answer 8

none.  they like being kept in the dark

Answer 9

Antifeminists cannot change a light bulb. They find a man to do it for them. ;-)

Answer 10

50

1 to change the light bulb

1 to hold the ladder

48 to fight off the feminists.

Answer 11

none, they would probably just tell their woman to do it for them, because they are incapable of whipping their own @$$