How many beers does it take you before.....?

Question

...you're naked in a pool of green jello wrestling the neighbors wife?

Took me about 14.

Answer 1

Eight in a half an hour

Answer 2

I don't know I hate beer

Answer 3

None I do that sober

Its my new hobby

Answer 4

Me none.  It took her 14 though.  Hey we must have the same neighbors.

Answer 5

Almost a 2, 4 of beer..eh!

Answer 6

i'll do it with no beers but beer does make it funnier

Answer 7

it would take a lot.  But if you lived next to me it would not take any at all.

Answer 8

Just a mixture of few bottles and a half glass of VoDkA... Lols... catching FuN!

Answer 9

I don't drink beer, and never will.

=]

Answer 10

not beer,jim beam

Answer 11

Depends how Hot she is. if she is hot it only takes 1.If she is just ok maybe a 6 pack if she is downright Fugly it takes me at least a case. Beer googles work wonders.

Answer 12

if you was the neighbors wife I'd need no beer to do that

Answer 13

Hey, I was wondering why my wife was drunk and the pool was filled with green jello.  The next time you do that with her, pick up the beer cans out of the yard.  

Answer 14

Can I choose the neighbors husband~~?

Answer 15

"D'ya mean it was the beer?"

I simply thought it was my love of green jello.

Maybe it is the vodka we use to make it.

Answer 16

Hey, Maw. Bring me fifteen beers!

I assume you're not talking 22 ounce beers.

I'd wrestle with her sober. She is hot.

Answer 17

wow, thats an interesting story. so this is why i dont drink...

Answer 18

Who the **** drinks beer!!