How many blankets does it take to shape a fake husband?

Question

Husband and I sleep in seperate rooms but I would like to build a fake husband next to me so I have a large lump on the other side of my bed. How would I go about this properly?

Answer 1

Not being funny but why do ya'll sleep seprately?  Just wondering b/c I need my husband to hold me at night...Well some nites, but we don't have seperate rooms.

Answer 2

Tell your husband you fancy a large lump beside you on the bed each night and see what ideas he can come up with :o)

Answer 3

ok first go to the nearest bar.......you know what to do from there

Answer 4

ok I can see your really bored time for bed..

Answer 5

Do you want to borrow mine?  

Answer 6

I am 6'2" and 210 lbs, would I work?

I can do things a blanket could NEVER do for you!

Answer 7

OVER 9000

Answer 8

Ohhh!!! Body pillow!!!!!!!! =)  

Answer 9

It depends on how fat you want him to be.  :)

Answer 10

Why have a fake one get the real thing next you

Answer 11

if you want to sleep with your husband. talk to him and if you have to see a councilor. a live husband beats a body pillow every time.

Answer 12

DOONA

Answer 13

If you sleep in separate rooms, you WON'T get much nookie.

Why not move back in the one bed, and when its time to hit the sack, put on those heels you spoke about, turn him on and you'll probably go at it like rabbits!

Answer 14

Have a look at this and I think the picture on the opening web site says it all and gauranteed you will want one.